Market boxing

El Barça, desestabilizado por el inglés y por Shakira

Sabemos las causas del empate de los culés en Gijón

He says in spanish to Mascherano:

- dile que me pase la pelota a mi cuando este por aqui cerca y que no haga pamplinas (Tell him to pass me the ball when he is close to me and that dont mess around).

Then he says to Iniesta

Andres, ye English is so grate its scary, i dont even eat at macdonals and Im speaking in a grate way, with grate "potency"

Then Pique says

Shakira has a sister...she wants to introduce you to her....hehehe